lober

A small, cute way of saying lobster. Used prevalent ironic meme circles.

Woah, look at those Lober.

by skao November 13, 2020

emo loser

Any and all individuals that think that their usually short lives so far are "so f'**n painful" they have to whine and cry about it on a regular basis in order to feel "special".

Woe is me, I'm such an "Emo Loser", I feel more deeply than anybody else in the whole wide world, including starving and prosecuted people with actual problems, and if you use your first amendment right to critisize me, I'll beat you to a pulp!

by mommo September 25, 2006

loner with a boner

An event occurring on Sunday evenings when the alpha-male suddenly realizes that his nightly escapades suddenly seem for nothing as he is completely alone, finding himself laughed in the face by his suddenly erect boner and no one there to disarm it. Hence loner with a boner.

Oh, Jeffrey... he may be a stud on occasion, but come the day after he is only a loner with a boner.

by Kimotep October 12, 2009

loner boner

anyone who gets a boner when alone or in a group of guys.

Ryan Nagel is a total loner boner

by michael and andrew November 7, 2010

Loner Stoner

1. A person who has little or no friends and smokes cannabis when nobody is around.

2. A person who has little or no friends and utilizes drugs including psychedelics, heroin and other drugs.

"Who is that guy, why don't I ever see him with someone, why does he always look bored and seems happy when talking?"

"Most likely a loner stoner, they typically get baked at night so you will never see them stoned."

by Ben Gump August 28, 2009

lonerd

A cross between a loner & a nerd.

A lonerd is basically someone who keeps to themselves most of the time & studies hard to get good grades in school.

by ChosenOne9835 July 2, 2009

loser talk

All the stuff that comes out of a loser's mouth after he loses.

*After losing in a game of touch football*
Loser: That's not fair! The ball was slippery. The grass was too long.
Winner: Whatever...That's just loser talk.

by AlwaysAWinner April 12, 2009