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Lindsey

The most beautiful girl in the whole world! The kind of girl that makes any guy turn their head when she walks in the room. She is smart, funny, sweet, caring, and an overall great person, but most importantly she is awesome! the most awesome person you will ever meet! She is basically superhuman because of how great she is! Also she is just the perfect girl! everything she does is so amazing! She has great taste in music! She laughs at everything! And she is just the best person to be around!
Lindsey is just so perfect in every way! She is the coolest, cutest, and sweetest person in the whole world
by Big Canoe June 14, 2020
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Linsey

A stereotypical name for Ashkenazi, fair-skinned, Jewish women who tends to live in warm-weather states.

Linseys are yolo believers. In fact, they even say "yolo" quite often right before they are about to do something risky. And Linseys are BIG risk takers so they say it a lot. A Linsey is a shy, private and guarded person, so much so that she can seem unapproachable to a suitor at a nightclub; however, you give a Linsey an Aperol Spritz or two, and you could be making out at the bar by night's end. This is one of the few times a Linsey will make the first move.

Linseys are loyal af, but if you do them wrong, you eventually become a Felicia. Linseys also like to be pampered and are oft seen with bougie dogs that draw attention for their cuteness. Other characteristics include (but are not limited to):

Free-spirit daters--no rules.
Owning lots of white things. Pants, couches, dogs, carpets, countertops, etc.

They are very social beings; you cannot quarantine a Linsey, no matter the pandemic.
A linsey likes a bargain. Most have a Costco membership.
Styling is classy casual with a heavy concentration of white denim, chambray and black.
You will never see a Linsey in Chevy. Ever.
It's rare to see a dark-haired Linsey. Most are naturally or unnaturally blonde.
Girl A: (shows pic) So I got a date with this chick from Ok Cupid. Was thinking about taking her to Cheesecake Factory.

Girl B: (looks at pic): Dude, she's a Linsey. Do not take her there.

Girl A: ok. Hey can I borrow a hundred dollars? I'll pay ya back.

Girl Friend A: Yeah went out with this chick last night. It was so good.
Girl Friend B: Nice. She hot?
Girl Friend A: Um yes. She's a total Linsey. We made plans for the rest of the week.
by Shameless Fiona September 20, 2020
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Kirton Lindsey

A small village in North Lincolnshire which is riddled full of old people.

Crime rate used to be 0% til the old RAF Camp was rented out for cheap to any old scruffy cunt that entered and now cash machines are going missing...

Has a park, a few shops, a school which is diabolical.

Speed limit is 30 but most people are blind and do 50.

Welcome to Kirton Lindsey.
by Kirton Lindsey Town Council October 24, 2018
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Too many blank lines in a row

This phrase means there was not enough communication when a couple had a row .
When he realised there were too many blank lines in a row
he had to work exceedingly hard to correct the problem and make up again.
by Criostoir Hulme September 24, 2005
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bang da b-lines

a festival, but also fun to say.
good insult
"god your hairs a mess"
"shut up, go bang da b-lines agen"
"karl ere 2k8 banging da b-lines"
by lisalisalisalisalisa January 15, 2008
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rosanna golf links

the techers there r all fucking racists that dont know waht they say. every time u c a teacher there (fucking) high.
they raped my sister. this is rosanna golf links
by hrahsfgxbhsgdf October 29, 2018
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Lindsee

An often underrepresented spelling of the popular name 'Lindsay.'
Do you spell your name with an 'EY' or an 'AY?'

Neither. Lindsee with two Es.
by El Double E February 5, 2010
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