left laning

The act of getting fellated by a fine beezy while driving a automobile.

I was left laning it yesterday. Betty gives good brain.

by left laner October 27, 2007

Organizational Lying

Collective delusionary group think utilized to achieve optimal results for the message carrier, often leveraged by professional sales teams to confuse or disorient a prospective buyer.

Organizational lying is a standard practice by our pre-sales team, where they prepare an exchange of questions and answers that imply our products have functions that they do not.

by BalancedHeads May 23, 2012

Bitch-lying

The act of lying like an unfiltered bitch

Guy 1: Yo, did you hear what that ho just said?
Guy 2: Yeah man, she was straight bitch-lying

by Rewd Nichol December 10, 2013

Blatant Lying Status (BLS)

A Facebook status someone posts that is a blatant lie in a feeble attempt to get likes
Closely related to the BLT (blatant lying tweet)

These are all examples of a Blatant Lying Status (BLS)

'Just went to McDonald's and ordered a Big Mac. I'm now sat here with a milkshake, a chicken nugget happy meal, 2 large cokes, 1 deli of the day, 1 large quarter pounder meal and 2 McFlurrys'

'Sat in the bath daydreming and I thought my bath detached from the wall and started moving like I was on a boat. Think I'm still pissed'

'Lightening just flashed through our window and me and Daryll thought someone was taking a picture with a flash it was that bright'

by Yournigga January 3, 2014

Jared Laing

Jared is a tall man who hit puberty at a young age. He has a huge d**k and the ladies can always see his bulge.

"Look at him you can see it his name must be Jared Laing"

by Jackasswhohatesyouall December 8, 2016

Pooch laxing

When you are relaxing with your pooch or pet

Pooch laxing on the couch with my pup after a long day.

by Bross December 27, 2018

Chelsea Laing

The gayest child around she will never help u hahah

Chelsea Laing suck on big peens only xoxo

by A bill mate August 6, 2019