knocked-the-fuck-out

To cause anybody to become unconscious in a viscious way.
"Wow buddy, you just got knocked-the-fuck-out!"
"Joe, did you see that guy get knocked-the-fuck-out?"
by Sir Awesome TNA November 30, 2007
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knock up

Knock up that gram of dope and we'll pipe down.
by Slammer September 01, 2003
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knocking shop mattress

An effect of male pattern baldness,whereby the unfortunate male decides not to do the decent thing ie get the clippers out and grows the floundering folicles hoping to conceal the onset of nature by creative combing,suceeding only in an elaborate , threadbare shaping with a shiney(often sunburnt)beacon of scalp shining through for all to see.Resembling the aformentioned sex workers overused mattress.See Robin Gibb,Footballer Kenny Cunningham etc
See that Alan Shearer on Match of the Day,he's got a head like a knocking shop mattress,though his muscular pressence up front,will be sorely missed by Newcastle this season.
by chris ord August 31, 2006
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Sloppy Knock Wagon

Placing lube on a door knob then shoving it up another persons anus while receiving a reach around from the other participant. During the process the the other member should be knocking on something made of wood. (i.e. a door, table, chair, etc...)
Fred and Barney came home from the Blue Oyster and Barney gave Fred a sloppy knock wagon.
by Doin' the Bernie November 16, 2011
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shoes knocked out

when a person a made a conscience decision to pass out at a party which will take them out of the fair game to be fucked with.
dude lets marker joes face

nah dude he's shoes knocked out ...... its not rite

lets get brian he still has his shoes on
by Dante El Picante February 02, 2010
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knocking air knuckle

aka KAK - Knocking Air Knuckle, used in conjunction with SKEECOO SKEECOO. A simple, but effective visual using one hand in the air in a motion that looks like knocking on a door. For an incredible effect, try a double knocking air knuckle. Wow, that would be something!
"I told Franny I would go over her house after work, but I'm not really diggin on her any more. I never go back on my word though, so I went over alright and gave her door the ol' knocking air knuckle and then busted outta there!"
by NookieJar October 16, 2009
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KO (KNOCK OUT)

To get layed out cold with a very powerful punch
Mann youd get KO'd if you got in a fight wit me.
by hatabitchsmacka February 06, 2004
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