Jousting

Jousting is a way to spice up thins in the bedroom. It is performed by a male standing atleast 10 feet away and inserting his junk into the female. He cannot slow down it stop it he is DQed.

Bro I was jousting with Stephanie last night and on the third try I totally got it in.

by Joustingfurdays August 24, 2014

Joust

An abnormally long penis that is literally as hard and as sturdy as the wood used to make Jousts in Midieval Times.

Dude I chaffed my joust when I had sex in the sand last night.

by Fuckthatnoise April 25, 2015

jouselin

Most Coolest Girl You'll Ever Meet She Can Be A Hell Of A Weird One But Her Personality Is Addicting. Definitely The Girl To Grab A Beer With Or Stroke Her Pet Cats Fur Its All A Great Fun Adventure With With This Gal.

Guy:"Daayyyum Jouselin Is That A Unicorn Over There?"
Jouselin: "Yes Charlie It Deffinetly Is "
Looks Off Into The Distance

by ElloCharlie August 2, 2016

Joust

The act of two people whipping out their dick and fighting each other only using the dick.

Best Friend 1 - Hey dude want to joust in my room?
Best Friend 2 - Sure I'm going to shrek you!

by TheJouster9/11 June 21, 2016

Jebus

Another/alternate word for Jesus

Jebus Christ Sally ,get a hold of yourself

by August7997 May 22, 2016

Jousted

Burst of Dopamine (dihydroxyphenethylamine) in the brain. Can occur from achievement or an amazing experience, example; scoring a touchdown, orgasm, winning the lottery, falling in love, etc.

Can also be stimulated artificially with hydro-chloride (cocaine), or other elicit narcotics such as methamphetamine, Opioid or highly concentrated THC stimulation.

"Look at my man Neon Deion Sanders, that cat is Jousted!"

"I got some fish scale, feel like getting Jousted tonight?"

by MonoOnom May 18, 2016

Jobsband

Whenever a woman commits 100 percent of her time to her job and career and doesn't make time for a significant other, she basically has a "jobsband". Common with childless females with multiple degrees on the wall, a good paying job that she works 90+ hours a week and no spouse to share her life woth.

I don't need NO man, I got a Jobsband.

by xzybit December 4, 2017