Jim Rodgers

To Jim Rodgers someone is to attempt to vault over them while they are dressed as a tomato, ostensibly for the purposes of a photo opportunity.

However, in the course of Jim Rodgersing someone, the person administering the Jim Rodgersing will fail to make the jump, injuring the subject of the Jim Rodgersing with a slipped disc.

- Hey there Bob, how's Amanda doing?
- Not good - she's in hospital because someone Jim Rodgersed her.
- Oh no, that's terrible!

Jim Rodgers by The consensus of all Belfast October 4, 2017

Jim Spratt's Disease

Jim Spratt's disease is a progressive neurodegenerative disease that affects nerve cells in the anal or oral cavity depending on the contact you made with Jim Spratt. Most recipients of Jim Spratt's Disease are celebrities and singing sensations from the early 1970s. After first contact with James "aka Jim" Spratt you will initially experience the following symptoms: muscle weakness, problems with coordination, stiff muscles, loss of muscle, muscle spasms, or overactive reflexes, difficulty speaking, vocal cord spasm, or impaired voice, fatigue or feeling faint, difficulty swallowing, drooling, lack of restraint, mild cognitive impairment, severe constipation, severe unintentional weight loss, shortness of breath, or difficulty raising the foot. You will eventually succumb to some form of cancer from Jim Spratt's Disease, usually anal or oral cancer.

Farrah Fawcett died from complications of Jim Spratt's Disease.

Jim Spratt's Disease by SgtSpratt November 18, 2017

Jim Howard 

An asshole who's never had a girlfriend, and thus chooses to be that annoying friend who hates anyone else in a relationship.

Girl 1: Did you hear about the guy who pulled a Jim Howard?
Girl 2: Yeah, he's so unhappy by himself that he decided to ruin his friend's relationship! What an asshole.
Girl 1: It's totally unforgivable when someone pulls a Jim Howard. How dare they do that to their friend?

Jim Howard by That Friend November 19, 2017

Jim Kelly 

Hall of Fame Quartback for the Buffalo Bills in the 80’s and 90’s. Known as a QB with a Linebacker’s mentality in the national media, he led his team to 4 straight Super Bowl appearances during the 1990 - 1993 seasons - all losses. These tough games did not diminish the opinion of his adopted hometown fans, and attends many big games on the sidelines at the re-named New Era field, always to large ovations upon appearance.

Considered everywhere to be the complete opposite of Tom Brady in that he is honest, kind, charitable, and has integrity. Especially given that he wasn’t a

“That guy is a total Jim Kelly, while buddy over there is a total Tom Brady type douche”

Jim Kelly by Soulskier January 4, 2018

Jim-eye

**n.,** A facial expression meant to communicate the phrase, *can you believe this guy?* or *what the fuck was that?* in the manner of Jim Halpert of The Office

**v.,** To wordlessly seek sympathy from- or commiserate with a witness to an egregiously unreasonable encounter.

The only Trump-related Tweet I've seen was the one where Michelle Jim-eyes the camera after Melania leaves her holding a box.

Jim-eye by Vaffangool February 7, 2018

Jim Diddy 

Biggest f***king legend ever. Usually has a huge cock and is a beast at literally anything he does. If you meet a Jim Diddy you're probably gonna end up with a sore butt the next day.

Dude, you know that Jim Diddy guy? He's a fricking legend

Jim Diddy by jvanduseniferin6669 May 7, 2018

Jim Hnatiuk 

Jim Hnatiuk is a very smart an intelligent man. Born is eastern Canada, former leader of CHP (Christian Heritage Party) but has since stepped down and joined the conservative's in there attempt to take over canada. Also former naval CPO1 (Chief petty officer 1st class) retiring after 25 years and 3 months of service.

Jim Hnatiuk is an inspiring man

Jim Hnatiuk by SW3RV3 May 19, 2018