3 definitions by SgtSpratt
Jim Spratt's disease is a progressive neurodegenerative disease that affects nerve cells in the anal or oral cavity depending on the contact you made with Jim Spratt. Most recipients of Jim Spratt's Disease are celebrities and singing sensations from the early 1970s. After first contact with James "aka Jim" Spratt you will initially experience the following symptoms: muscle weakness, problems with coordination, stiff muscles, loss of muscle, muscle spasms, or overactive reflexes, difficulty speaking, vocal cord spasm, or impaired voice, fatigue or feeling faint, difficulty swallowing, drooling, lack of restraint, mild cognitive impairment, severe constipation, severe unintentional weight loss, shortness of breath, or difficulty raising the foot. You will eventually succumb to some form of cancer from Jim Spratt's Disease, usually anal or oral cancer.
Farrah Fawcett died from complications of Jim Spratt's Disease.
by SgtSpratt November 18, 2017
What Would Boyles Do. Also referred to as WWBD, an expression used to conterdict what Jesus would do. Boyles is a person, but he's also a state of mind. When it comes to decision making, Boyles will most likely make the wrong one.
Do i spend my paycheck on drugs and hookers, or do i buy groceries for my wife and children......WWBD?
by SgtSpratt October 16, 2010
An individaul who looks creepy by nature, but additionally walks and stares aimlessly into the wild blue yonder. They are often middle aged and when appraoched, they mumble to themselves about electronics and the reincarceration of Marvin Gaye.
My neighbors are Creepy G's.
by SgtSpratt February 5, 2010