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Jason Caccaro

Jason Caccaro is a man who comes from an Italian background, is a master chef, and loves women (in kitchens). He is not like any normal Jason, in fact he is completely unique in every way possible. If you get the lucky chance to meet a man with the name Jason Caccaro, then you should marry him ASAP. He is especially loving, caring, sensitive, thoughtful, a great listener and excellent story teller, and his humour is brilliant. There is never a dull moment when around Jason Caccaro and you will learn something new about yourself every day by simply exchanging a few words with this spectacular person. If you ever get the chance to be comfortable around him, and if you are lucky enough for him to be just as comfortable as you are, you may get the chance to hear his legendary comfy noises to which are the equivalent to God speaking Himself. Never turn down the opportunity to talk to this man, Jason Caccaro can change your life within a matter of minutes.
"Have you met Jason Caccaro yet?"
"No, who is he?"
"He's only the greatest person ever; go look on Urban Dictionary."
by samnus December 8, 2012
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Jason Dunham

The last recipient of the Medal of Honor(posthumous), the highest possible military award. A Corporal in the Marine Core, Dunham was part of 4th Platoon, Company K, 7th Marine Regiment, 1st Marine Division, 1 Marine Expeditionary force during Operation Iraqi Freedom. Dunham died April 22, 2004. 8 days before, when an enemy grenade was thrown into his unit, Dunham selflessly put his Kevlar helmet down on top of it and threw himself down on top of it, saving the lives of many other Marines. For this, he was awarded the Medal of Honor.
Cpl. Jason Dunham was one of the bravest people I've heard of.
by futuremarine13 May 18, 2010
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Jason Bobadilla

The cutest guy at JP2. A definite smash. The guy the lady be all up on. Probably measures at 6.4
PULLS ALL THE FUCKING BITCHES
Damn I want bitches like Jason bobadilla

I want that Jadon bobadilla cock if you know what i mean
by Average kid at jp2 October 10, 2022
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judgey jason

A person who is being a major cock block, or downer.

As defined by Dan Avidan of Ninja sex party. in the song "The ultimate sandwich"
Oh, but not the one you're eating right now, Brian.
All right, I fucked that muffin too.
You gonna judge me? You gonna be a Judgey Jason about this?
by Turntmurfin May 8, 2018
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jason dean

Person 1: "Who is jason dean?"
Person 2: "The hottest man in Heathers!!!!"
by homoalex May 28, 2022
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Jason Placido

If Your name is this, then ur the bawsest kid in the entire universe
by jason97 November 20, 2011
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Jason Kidd

a. The greatest Point Guard of all-time.
b. An especially attractive vagina.
a. Wow, did you see Kobe (see: rapist ) get sizzerved by Jason Kidd?
b. Damn girl, that's a nice Jason Kidd you got there.
by Jason Kidd July 4, 2004
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