seat weed

The small nugs of cannabis that cover the upholstery of your car.

Guy 1: "The girl that packed a bowl in my car dropped so much weed in my seats."
Guy 2: "Don't smoke that, it's seat weed"

by JungleLove October 23, 2009

weed yelp

To find a marijuana dispensary by means of reading reviews.

How can I find weed around here? Just weed yelp it.

by Bobby Digital786 December 12, 2010

chris is that a weed

im calling the police

911 wuts ur emergincy

chris is that a weed?

im calling the policce
'911 wots ur emergincy'

by PartayKittay September 17, 2019

fap weed

Someone being faggy (lame), never down to do something

I really wanted to sword fight marquisha is the bathroom, but he was being a complete fap weed

by Elite1227 February 23, 2018

Weed Rocket

A Weed Rocket is Elon Musk's secret plan for SpaceX. Elon Musk hopes that he can use the Weed Rocket to chill all the martians he finds so they won't invade Earth.

Ron: "Hey bruh, ever heard of Elon Musk's Weed Rocket?"
Ben: "Nah nigga that shit's wacko."

by CrypticReich March 26, 2019

Gutter weed

Something extremely janky equivalent to weed grown in a gutter

This game is absolute gutter weed

by Picklekattt September 21, 2021

Weed Pimp

A person that lives a Good Life, that does Good things and Always Helps other people when they can!

You know that Justin Hope is a Real— Weed Pimp

by Dr. Hope March 30, 2022