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Kelson Holiday

When your scared shitless of your task at work and fake sick to avoid the job
“Darren lined up a guy to load a rock truck but he took a kelson holiday and didn’t show up.”
by Johnsantel October 9, 2025
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The High Holiday

Celebrated on April 20th every year (4/20 -get it?) by serious potheads.
- Hey what are you doing for the High Holiday?
- Thought I'd skip work (school, whatever) roast a bowl and throw some disc down at the park, wanna join?
by latenite April 1, 2009
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President's holiday

n. a day off from school that was not originally scheduled but was later "declared" by an official of said school. This type of holiday is undertaken solely for demonstrating the school's capability to do such a thing, always heralded by immense approval by both students and faculty. Similar to a Frank-Day, but for everybody.
We were going to have school this Friday, but because our football team is going to states, Dr. Michaels declared it a President's holiday!
by ZZZtofjd November 10, 2010
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Big Vern holiday

To do a crypto-currency exchange exit scam.

Where the owners of an exchange disappear with your funds.
You better remove your funds before the "Big Vern holiday".
by freebasementwinner August 12, 2018
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Limpia la casa Holiday

Limpia la casa holiday (stands for clean the house holiday) is celebrated on 28th of December where you and your family get together to clean the whole house together and have fun. This is something you do everyday but to make it better a holiday was made to clean your house.
Hey mom! Today is Limpia la casa Holiday!! Let’s get together and clean the house.
by Miami international December 27, 2020
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January 14- Filipino Holiday (Araw ng Kamatayan ng Kamatayan)

A holiday in a small Filipino tribes religion focusing on abstinence and death. this is because no sex=death because the population would be gone. this is to honor the dead. also no alchohol or potatoes can be consumed on this day because they mess up your soul
Its January 14- Filipino Holiday (Araw ng Kamatayan ng Kamatayan)

sorry becky we cant have sex
by BigDickAdamLivesInWilliamsburg January 14, 2021
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