Johnsantel's definitions

The Darby Noodle

When your bald and your male genitalia are so small it makes a micros penis look massive

“Trevor was in the change room and everyone laughed because he had The Darby Noodle”

by Johnsantel October 9, 2025

Kelson Holiday

When your scared shitless of your task at work and fake sick to avoid the job

“Darren lined up a guy to load a rock truck but he took a kelson holiday and didn’t show up.”

by Johnsantel October 9, 2025