Definitions by Johnsantel

Kelson Holiday

When your scared shitless of your task at work and fake sick to avoid the job

“Darren lined up a guy to load a rock truck but he took a kelson holiday and didn’t show up.”

When your bald and your male genitalia are so small it makes a micros penis look massive

“Trevor was in the change room and everyone laughed because he had The Darby Noodle”