help

when someone desperately needs you to politely and quickly get your ass over there to help them, if you want to ig

taylor swifts baby daddy: HELP IM HAVE A CHILD
that one girl: lol no

by the guy banging ur mom December 26, 2021

help

something you ask your teachers but they tell you the complete opposite shit you asked for

me:i need help

teacher:yes

me: whats 2+2?

Teacher: are you a Patriots fan

by base_ment April 22, 2020

help we need

When a group of people is wanting sexual intercourse with a woman

"Thats some help we need," Jason said to the boyz.

by ayessvee October 10, 2020

help

you saw the 2 definitions above PLEASE THIS IS NOT A JOKE WE HAVE TO HELP PINTOBEAN SEND HELP PLEASE!!!

SEND HELP NOW.

by NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOo October 24, 2022

help the german teacher is keeping me in his basement

no please really help me I'm being keep in L1026, 36419 Geisa, Deutschland help

help the german teacher is keeping me in his basement

by XX_Adolf_XX November 12, 2020

help

used to express extreme laughing in gen z text conversations.
may also be referencing the assistance you need to start breathing again after laughing so hard.

(iMessage group chat)
Person 1: guys i ran over a dead squirrel on the highway and its guts flew onto my windshield
Person 2: help
Person 3: im dying
Person 4: im crying
Person 5: deceased
Person 6: im in orbit

by LeastThisSongIsASmash February 11, 2022

help

a word that notifies people you have been watching cocomelon with your little bro for 54+ hours

HELP ME IM STUCK WATCHING COCOMELON

by weird guy with no words May 17, 2022