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Pearl Harbor

The sexual act whereby you fuck her in the ass when she's asleep.
by OhNoNotMyRealName June 16, 2011
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Pearl Harbored

v.

Kind of like being punk'd, only by a bunch of humorless rich white old guys with some kind of sinister geopolitical master plan.

Term reffers to the Machiavellian bait-and-switch game played by the Bush neocons whereby the 9/11 attacks were linked to Iraq.

The term 'Pearl Harbored' itself alludes to a comment made by the neocon think-tank PNAC in their manifesto 'Rebuilding America's Defenses', which suggests that nothing less than "A new Pearl Harbor" would be nessecary to garner support for any further actions in Iraq.

This was written well before the tragic events of 9/11.

Author's note: I'm not accusing the Bush administration of actually carrying out 9/11 to establish a pretext for war that the public would support. I merely think this is a very chilling coincidence.
"The PNAC website should be required reading for all Americans who supported the war, so they can learn how they got totally Pearl Harbored"

"Duuude, you still think things are going great in Iraq?
You got totally Pearl Harbored by those PNAC fuckers"
by Dovetchka December 23, 2005
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Harbo

A fat tit who whacks it non-stop to pictures of dogs.
TEH Bass: Hey Harbo, do you wanna come peep it at my house?
Harbo: Im a fat tit who whacks it non-stop to pictures of dogs.
TEH Bass: I smell you nigga
Harbo: Okay good.
TEH Bass: Go get some deoderant you fat tit!
by TEH Bass March 23, 2005
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pearl harbor

When you're having intercourse in the vaginal region with a female and you "pull out" and quickly shove it in her anal cavity and continue with rough butt sex.
Good 'ol was fuckin' dem bitches down by da water and gave his bitch a Pearl Harbor
by Brad November 21, 2004
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Pearl Harbor 2

The sequel to the box office shit hole Pearl Harbor. It stars Ben Affleck and is set in the year 2120. He is brought back to life to fight off the second attempt to bomb Pearl Harbor and stop doctor robotnick from unleashing his evil minions upon the world.
James "Hey are they going to make a sequel to Pearl Harbor 2?"
Chris "Shit your pants!"
by John Hammon December 15, 2008
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Pearl Harbor

The act of completely plastering the bowl of a toilet after eating too much Oriental food.
Bill: Man, Chu really Pearl Harbored my toilet. Took forever to get the stank out of the bathroom.
James: Yea, those Japs really piss me off.
by fuckinghajis20 April 7, 2010
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pearl harbour

To perform a ruthless and brutal attack on another without that person's awareness.
Doctor, this man's nose is still bleeding from the Pearl Harbour he received from his co-workers. Poor bastard.
by Tom Guy March 12, 2003
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