happy elf

(v.) This occurs when a female of extremely short stature gives a blowjob to an extremely tall man, wherein the height differential is so vast that both partners remain standing during the act. The male then pulls his partner's ears just before ejaculation, making her appear to be elf-like.

"Dat hoe so short, she could give yo lanky ass a happy elf!"

by Xtina666 November 26, 2015

happy-slide

When you're walking along the street or in the park you all of a sudden experience a friction free moment of travel. This effortless passage of gliding motion (for 1 second max) brings joy to the recipient untill they realise they have stepped on a dog poo.

walk, walk, walk, walk, walk, wooohooo! oh bother, I've just done a happy-slide.

by Used ink August 30, 2010

ridiculously happy

Beyond happy, happier than any one person has a right to be, so happy it makes others want to be sick or violent, stupid happy.
When you are so happy you need multiple synonyms of the word happy just to stress how stupid happy you are.

Karen can't stand how ridiculously happy Jared is with his new Girlfriend, it makes Karen want to punch her in her stupid face.
They are so happy it's ridiculous; ridiculously happy.

by the1aura March 11, 2016

non-happy

n. The phrase when you're too unhappy to say unhappy properly

"What's the antonym of 'happy'?"
"Non-happy"

by TT-TT November 21, 2021

happy paper

Paper that makes one happy, meaning money. aka mullah, dinero, etc.

Man, i really need some happy paper right about now.

AGH! that man stole all of my happy paper!!!!

by Jesss June 22, 2005

Reflection Happy

When you go to Metro High School, in your advisory class they make you write reflections for everything! Even meaningless information, they make you write a one page reflection on how you felt about the experience.

Teacher: Now kids, I want you to write a reflection on how nice it felt when you went the bathroom.
Student 1: This class is so reflection happy. Ummm.... When I went number two it was relieving??
Student 2: How about, when I went number two my pants fit better!
Teacher: Ok.... by the way, it's due tomorrow. One page in length 0.5 spaced and 8pt. font.

by Metro Zombie June 5, 2009

happy beerthday

What you say to someone who is celebrating their birthday with beer.

Happy beerthday, Bobo! Don’t drink that whole 30 rack!

by HumaneAnimal November 26, 2017