Connecticut Handjob

A geographical phenomenon upon which your flaccid cock spontaneously oozes cum at the elation of abetting traffic that had neither source nor cause.

I'm on 84 West towards Danbury and I swear I just got the best Connecticut Handjob of my life - I need a new pair of underwear.

by humanchair October 16, 2022

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national handjob day

National handjob day is now December 19 get ready boys for the wildest day of your life.

John - Oh man this girl gave me a handjob for national handjob day.

by creamycumzaddy6969 December 12, 2022

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Sympathy handjob

When someone feels sorry for your situation and masturbates you no strings attached.

Daisy knew Erik was having a hard time since being dumped by his girlfriend and being sacked. She had a boyfriend who was away with the navy even so she started giving Erik a weekly sympathy handjob.

by PantsuGoblin May 8, 2023

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Thai Handjob

A footjob. They use this term in French.

It was a boring date until she gave me a Thai handjob under the table.

by ApricotFields August 19, 2023

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Yuri is a genre of Japanese pornography involving two women, handjobs are a sexual act where one stimulates anothers penis using their hands. Therefore, when two women give each other a handjob, it is a yuri handjob. This is primarily done between trans women because they have dicks and are women.

Jupiter: Hey can you give me some yuri handjobs
Kaname: Fuck yes

by Not AvilionAMillion May 12, 2023

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