Hampton

A person who is trying to act in a certain way / be something / do something / be someone they are not

Look at that guy....what a Hampton....

by Bunty Of The Golf Club 2020 January 22, 2020

hampshired

When some giant Biatch hires you to do her dirty work and clean the hamper, but you’re actually happy to do it because she sexed you up one time on a blew moon balloon.

Dude, I just finally got Hampshired cus I did so well on my inner view.

by DeafinatelyDef March 27, 2020

hampox

my grandma use to say im beat your hampox

im go beat that hampox

by anonymous September 17, 2020

Hampton

Really funny girl she’s hard to find so if you ever get a Hampton make sure you keep her. But if you ever say something to offend her you better call satan cuz you’re going for a visit. But she is one of the funniest, beautiful, charming people on earth. And is super good at horse riding.

Guy 1: wow she’s beautiful .
Guy 2: yeah I mean she’s a Hampton.

by Htjridjjfj October 8, 2020

Hampton

A beautiful rare girl who is really good at horse riding. If you affend her, give satan a call because you’ll be seeing him. She is beautiful, funny, smart, and super social. Don’t mess with her.

Guy1: wow she’s beautiful!
Guy2:of course she’s a Hampton.

by Htjridjjfj October 8, 2020

hampiss

When two lovers are unaware that they both have feelings for each other. Both will hide their feelings to prevent embarrassment. Usually both will spy on one another without the other person realising. This shows that true romance is there however they do not have the guts to talk in person. usually the girl will get jealous when she sees another girl talking to the guy she fancies

I saw Hampiss. A true romantic connection but both girl and boy are completely obvious to one’s feeling!

by Hampiss November 4, 2020

hampocket

a slang-term used for vagina, often used in a joking manner

can be shortened to 'hampocky' and 'hampock'

I have the worst wedgie! my hampocket is numb by now!

by anonymous December 16, 2020