Holy Flapping Ass Cheeks!

1. Shear extreme surprise.

2. The flapping of a holy ones ass cheeks, such as the pope.

3. When something so crazy happens that Jesus applauds you with his ass cheeks.

-A ass ninja flys out of nowhere briefly and then disappears into the shadows.-

Justin: Holy flapping ass cheeks! Did you see that ass ninja!

Matt: ....... -Slaps Justin for shear stupidity and then quickly disappears just like the ass ninja-

Justin: -After realizing that Matt was the ass ninja- Holy flapping ass cheeks!

by Mirthmanx December 16, 2010

Holy Crappalooney

An expression of great surprise! Can be used to substitute nearly any surprise word and is guaranteed to surprise your friends. Origin is that of a student who is a "blessing" to have in class.

"I just got blumpkin!"
"Holy Crappalooney!"

by Millett5 March 23, 2011

Holy Malaz

An expression used for when something really amazing happens to you on a spiritual level.

HOLY MALAZ! That meditation was out of this world! I totally left my body.

by themalamaker August 19, 2015

Holy heck

Similar to holy f**k but less crude , more laughs

Holy heck ! It's Godzilla !

by Legen darySwishSwosh August 14, 2016

holy tamole

Used in cases when one is surprised or shocked

Holy tamole look at that line of people! Going to be a long wait.

by Foliage September 19, 2020

Holy Sheet

A child friendly version of sh**.

OH! HOLY SHEET! THE IMPOSTER KILLED HIM!

by holy sheet September 23, 2020

Holy crap

God’s poop.

Friend: Ew! There’s a huge pile of turds in my backyard! I don’t understand, I don’t have a dog.

Me: Oh, that’s holy crap!

by Dray’s Dictionary March 13, 2021