$2 hooker

a prostitute that costs two dollars

Dang she looks like a $2 hooker

by Meowmagawd August 26, 2012

Bush Hooker

A bush hooker is a woman/girl in the australian trance party scene, that is known for frequent leg opening, general whore-ishness, being a total gay bitch an very likely to spread a new type of STD. You would be wise to avoid the scabbed up Bush Hooker.

Ted: Hey Steve, what do you reckon of that blond one over on the dance floor being a mad slut?

Steve: Nah not her mate, she's been boarded more times than a P&O cruise liner, and she smells like muff garbage too.

Ted: Oh yeah thats right, thats that gay bitch that calls herself a "psy-bogan", what a festy bush hooker

by fukcdoof February 11, 2013

Hooters

Breasts, boobies, ta-tas, Gazongas

Nice Hooters!

by Bunny November 16, 2002

Hooker

1: prostitute, usually a woman who offers herself for sexual intercourse in exchange for money or drugs
3: terrible management of your fantasy sports team

My buddy paid for a hooker in Vegas.

or

I pulled a hooker in my fantasy football league and didn't win a single game.

by RachHarding December 28, 2007

hooner

noun. Little known but passionately defended term used to describe a particular model of motorcycle (and it's variants) - the Honda Hornet aka. CB 600F/CB 900F (CB 599/ CB 919 - U.S. model names). This gives rise to the verb 'to hoon'

Have you seen Chris' modded Hornet? Now that's some Hooner!

I decided that I'd go for a Hooner as my first bike and I just love it!

by mightlife January 18, 2009

Hooper

A small blonde with a huge ass.

Her ass is so huge that you can't ignore it. It'll be on your mind for years after you see it.

Wow did you see her ass in that prom dress. What a Hooper!

by a1213 June 9, 2021

hooker

one who grabs someone's ankle with the end of a field hockey stick.

After Jocelynn hooked my ankle with her field hockey stick, I called her a hooker.

by Annnnnaaaaaa123 October 18, 2006