Hobo Handy

to give a hobo a handjob

that lady loves giving then hobo Handy to dirty bums

by RyanD_007 June 16, 2017

hobo's breakfast

A meal at the beginning of the day consisting mainly of unwanted oral sex, boiled beans, and rummaging.

**Some cultures follow up with a half bottle of mouthwash or a few cap fulls of isopropyl alcohol.

Old Junkyard Bob was surprised when he awoke to Slippery Sam serving him a hobo's breakfast on Christmas morning.

by do0tz December 1, 2017

Hobo-Sexual

A Hobo-Sexual is A person ... Male or Female whom get into relationships .. rather it be Sexual or platonic just to have a place to stay.

Your a hobo-Sexual, because you married that woman to have a place to live!

by @ThaRealSoutherngal December 21, 2017

hobo derp

someone who couch surfs, is hairy and loves cats. Also probably skateboards, and smokes insanely large amounts of weed that they never pay for.

Man, zech is such a hobo derp.

by Billymazehere1021 March 4, 2018

Hobo Rowboat

It's that thing where you do a Dutch rudder, but to two guys while you sit in the middle.

That was a great hobo rowboat. Now you guys gotta go, my wife will be home soon

by DOOFUSDAD October 4, 2018

Hobo Handwarmer

When Hobo Harley takes a massive dump on a cold winter day, and passes the steaming pile of shit around to warm all other Hobo hands.

"Man it's fucking freezing out here, anybody got a Hobo handwarmer they wouldn't mind sparing?"

by Millrat November 14, 2018

Hobo Strawberry Daiquiri

Room temperature beer mixed with low-cost strawberry jam. Strictly served without ice.

Man 1: What can I get you?
Man 2: A hobo strawberry daiquiri, please.

Man 1: Sure, I think I have some warm beer and expired strawberry jam here somewhere.

by mmm1234567 May 26, 2019