happy hogwash

Something old southerners use when describing stuff that is total bullshit and random ass things.

what the hell what kind of happy hogwash is that

by Patty E November 25, 2016

happy elf

(v.) This occurs when a female of extremely short stature gives a blowjob to an extremely tall man, wherein the height differential is so vast that both partners remain standing during the act. The male then pulls his partner's ears just before ejaculation, making her appear to be elf-like.

"Dat hoe so short, she could give yo lanky ass a happy elf!"

by Xtina666 November 26, 2015

ridiculously happy

Beyond happy, happier than any one person has a right to be, so happy it makes others want to be sick or violent, stupid happy.
When you are so happy you need multiple synonyms of the word happy just to stress how stupid happy you are.

Karen can't stand how ridiculously happy Jared is with his new Girlfriend, it makes Karen want to punch her in her stupid face.
They are so happy it's ridiculous; ridiculously happy.

by the1aura March 11, 2016

genuine happiness

Experiencing an authentic and profound sense of well being based on reality.

He quickly realized that he could not find genuine happiness in being an alcoholic and drug addict. By focusing on the positive aspects of living and making positive changes he felt empowered and a sense of inner peace and genuine happiness.

by mlhiss December 24, 2019

Happy Wheels

Online flash game game made by Jim bonacci. He's making a sequel, but the original was made in the late 2000s. You need to make it to the finish line alive, and at any cost to your health. You can get your bike crushed, so crawl the way there.
No limbs, no problem. The captions in the image are edited in, and originally said by the video recorder.
It's available at totaljerkface.com (not a joke link for real)

Dude: let's see if I can beat the top replay on this happy wheels level.. wait no replays.

by evanultra01 February 19, 2020

Happy High

when you feel outta this world, up in the clouds, unstoppable, and you can't wipe a smile off your face soley on the pure feeling of happiness :)

I'm on a happy high after hanging out with Emily.

by YourBub November 21, 2020

Happy Tieg

Once Tieg has stock piled all his food and has gotten at least 12 hours of sleep he becomes Happy Tieg.

Dang, Tieg you seem to be a Happy Tieg today.

by Vanderslar May 14, 2020