Guiness

A majority black gang bang, the whites giving the head and the blacks cummin up the rear.

"Crikey I did'nt half enjoy that Guiness last night"

"Nothing like a nice Guiness, good for the heart"

by Monkey08 March 13, 2008

guides

Abbreviation for guidette. An Italian girl who dresses good, tans alot, loves to club, and lives for the summer and spending it down the shore. She parties alot and does so with her guidos.

"Those two guides are hot stuff. They know how to shake it for some guidos."

"I wanna be like those guides!"

by geeonnuhh September 9, 2005

Geite

A violent two fingered poke from one person to another

When I pissed Jeff off, he geited me in the stomach.

by Anonymous July 16, 2002

guinea pig

a fat roden, that looks a bunny without the long ears. they make anoying squeek noises. they are drains for your money, the eat,they shit all over the place and kick there droppings,food and beldding out of there cages which wind up all over the place. they leave a big mess and require more attention then a dog and/or cat, and they eat more then a dog and cat put together.

if your thinking about geting a guinea pig as a pet because you think they might be more economical, think again, your better off geting a dog or cat

by baka kuso yaro April 22, 2011

Dirty Girl Guide

The act of dressing as a Girl Guide while a malaysian transexual midget whips you with a sock full of goose fat and you simultaneously shit on your Grandmothers elderly and blind cat.

Poor Fifi will never be the same after the Dirty Girl Guide I performed last night

by Spanther December 17, 2008

guatemala

A term for oral sex. It is derived from the noise made by the woman when she gags on the male genitalia and produces a sound that resembles a muffled "guatemala."

"I didnt get laid but she gave me some great guatemala."

by bleeberry May 29, 2010

Guatemalan

A hispanic male who acts, looks or is homosexual.

"Man, check out that Guatemalan!"

"Yeah, hes a total Guatemalan."

Made famous by the house maid on the film "The Bird Cage"

by christochristo October 6, 2009