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Grump

This is where two people get them selves a dead body. On acquiring the body they leave it to ripen for two too three days, depending upon the weather.
When the body is deemed to be ready, the grumpers take there positions.
One person (the grumpy) places there head between the body's legs. Whilst the other person (the grumper) Jumps upon the body's stomach.
The result is a spray of blood and guts going all over the place and splattering all over the fucking place.
types of the Grumping:
the Frump
Bumping
Bungee grumping
double grumping
The long grump
The high grump
Obese grumping
Skrumping (this is actually the grumping of a skinny person)
Chewbaccaing
Bongoing
piano grump (dropping a piano on a corpse = shit)
by Grumpette December 2, 2009
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grump

when a males penis is stuck in one position and can not move it.
Ashley:FUCK! hurry tom my mom is coming home!
Tom:I can't i am having a grump.
Ashely's mom: WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON, WHY IS DOES MY BED HAVE CUM ON IT!!!
by tom tommy February 1, 2009
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grumpyitus

disease in which someone is grumpy an someone else tries to cheer them up but in doin so they get the disease passed onto them from the first person someone leavin the first person happy again an the second very grumpy
phil is very grumpy, beki tries to find out why an cheer him up a bit, in doin so he happily passes on his grumpyitus leavin her feelin very grumpy an him feelin better an a bit too smug!!!
by crazibeki March 23, 2007
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grumpish

Official language of Scooba and Shagga, the grumpy dogs.
by Fatta June 28, 2004
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Grumpelstiltskin

Someone who is a perpetual ass(usually in management) who gives out commands without providing the knowledge necessary to get it done, relishes in the unavoidable failure and is grumpy when one succeeds.
1"So I found the building, legit, in the last second, after being given bogus directions and she looked mad when I came back with the prints."

2"What a Grumpelstiltskin."

1"Whaa...?"
by Bustaword17 May 2, 2010
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Grumpkin

A girl shits on your dick, then sucks it off.
grumpkin, ohhh!!!!!
by Brian December 5, 2003
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grump

oh grump!
by marilyn January 29, 2004
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