noun-the amount of money a guy spends to get and keep a girlfriend. It includes spending money on things such as dates, gifts, and even upping your wardrobe or standard of living to keep her happy. When a guy is single, he can use the money he would normally spend on his girlfriend to justify buying himself expensive gifts or anything else he wants that's normally out of his budget. Since his girlfriend would normally receive the benefit from his money, he doesn't need to feel bad about splurging on himself
"Yo, that's a sick watch Son! How did you afford that?"
"Easy, I took it out of my girlfriend fund since I broke up with mine last week. 'Spend it on me!' You feel me?"
"Easy, I took it out of my girlfriend fund since I broke up with mine last week. 'Spend it on me!' You feel me?"
by Doublestuff March 26, 2013
Get the Girlfriend Fundmug. by Im under your bes April 24, 2020
Get the Your girlfriendmug. This is "lovely sensual woman" who "loves your unconditional" and is "wishing supreme to with be you", if you can "send just funds to be the assistance to me for expense airplane ticket". (Variation is some hot spicy curvaceous little number who is either from your local area but is currently stranded in West Africa and therefore just needs you to Western Union some money to her to get a visa/green card/plane ticket to return home, or is currently doing humanitarian work in Nigeria/Ghana, and also just needs a few {{{hundred!}}} dollars to get a plane ticket to come to the USA and be your lover/companion/obedient wife.
I'm the luckiest guy in the world... I've got a super-hot Russian girlfriend who just needs 1200 U.S. dollars to come to America to be with me forever!!! Right --- and I've also got a bridge to sell you, plus some swampland you might be interested in. :P
by QuacksO December 26, 2016
Get the Russian girlfriendmug. A girl that comes over daily. brings u food, cuddles with u, and wears your clothes. she takes a lot of pictures with u and shows u off and if u don’t answer your phone she will spam you until u answer and she will go to all ur sports games wearing ur extra jersey!
my girlfriend comes too all my games wearing my clothes.
Dude!! your girlfriend sounds like a vsco girlfriend!
Dude!! your girlfriend sounds like a vsco girlfriend!
by claebt May 11, 2019
Get the vsco girlfriendmug. The girl you practically have a relationship with in an emotional level; but without the ability to kiss, or perform any sexual acts, due to ill circumstances or she's taken.
Friend: Sup dude where are you off to?
Me: I'm off downtown to see my girlfriend in law. I promised I'd take her out for a beer and then maybe some cuddling on the beach at night.
Friend: Haha good times but, you guys are just kidding yourselves. Get together and be done with it.
Me: Dude you know she has a boyfriend.
Me: I'm off downtown to see my girlfriend in law. I promised I'd take her out for a beer and then maybe some cuddling on the beach at night.
Friend: Haha good times but, you guys are just kidding yourselves. Get together and be done with it.
Me: Dude you know she has a boyfriend.
by 1stOfJuly July 22, 2013
Get the Girlfriend in Lawmug. An imaginary girlfreind whom one would brag about to his friends and use a picture of "said girl" from google.
Richard: Hey guys look at my girlfriend!
Brett: Cool! shes good looking where is she from?
Richard: Google
Brett: So she is a google girlfriend?
Brett: Cool! shes good looking where is she from?
Richard: Google
Brett: So she is a google girlfriend?
by Ronald09 May 11, 2009
Get the Google Girlfriendmug. a new trend, regular girls that you pay to have sex with, not hookers, normally u meet them in the club or at major functions i.e. football games, concerts. Easy then trying to meet girls when u travel alot. and less headaches
Everytime i go to famu homecoming, i see red, she is my pay girlfriend, for a half of stack i get everything including killa head.
by bert2 December 18, 2005
Get the pay girlfriendmug.