Future Trash

To leave a job, chore, assignment or i.o.u's to your future self to avoid doing it in present.

'Oh crap, I forgot to do that math homework... never mind I'll just future trash it to myself.'

or

'Dude, you better empty the garbage.'
'Nah, I'm watching TV I'll just future trash it to me.'

by RainbowRedBox January 1, 2012

futurelicious

The kind of thing/person/experience that will or should become the norm in an ideal paradise vision of the future.

"Diggin it, you're sooo futurelicious baby"
"Oh daddio, that too excellent pizza was THE futurelicious"
"I saw this car today man, it was so futurelicous…"

by boshy October 19, 2012

futurephoria

Noun: the feeling that you're actually living in the future

Jim was overcome with a profound sense of futurephoria when he realized he had access to nearly the full compendium of human knowledge and endless pornography through a small device he carried in his pocket.

by drspacemonkey April 26, 2013

Futural

The opposite of mutual: To disagree

Simone was angry at Fraser over a futural decision

by Frizz0007 October 20, 2013

Future pussy

future pussy: (n) The maximization of sexual possibilities in the future via small gesture.

''Bro! i was snap chatting this broad and was definitely getting mad future pussy.''

by cezar December 29, 2014

futureaversary

The future anniversary date of 2 people. The future date where 2 people plan on getting married or taking their current relationship to the next level.

Erica: OhMiGosh today is TOTALLY our futureaversary!!!!
Joe: oh ya. schweet
Erica: Ya WHATCHA get me!? WHEREYA taking me for dins?!? I cant wait to open my futureaversary present!!!

Joe: I gotchu baby, in three-sixty-five, you'll have everything you want on your wedding day

by rollinstonezies October 29, 2015

Future-Neutral Bias

A personal indifference towards future social, economic or political outcomes due to a lack of genetic offspring.

Mary doesn't have children, so she doesn't believe that she benefits from her property taxes being used to fund public schools, that's her future-neutral bias.

by wmkdaw August 31, 2016