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Kung-Fu Fighting

Everybody was kung-fu fighting
Those kicks were fast as lightning
In fact it was a little bit frightening
But they fought with expert timing

They were funky China men from funky Chinatown
They were chopping them up and they were chopping them down
It's an ancient Chinese art and everybody knew their part
From a feint into a slip, and kicking from the hip

Everybody was kung-fu fighting
Those kicks were fast as lightning

In fact it was a little bit frightening
But they fought with expert timing

There was funky Billy Chin and little Sammy Chung
He said here comes the big boss, let's get it on
We took a bow and made a stand, started swinging with the hand
The sudden motion made me skip now we're into a brand knew trip
Everybody was kung-fu fighting
Those kicks were fast as lightning
In fact it was a little bit frightening
But they did it with expert timing

Keep on, keep on, keep on, keep on

Everybody was kung-fu fighting
Those kicks were fast as lightning
In fact it was a little bit frightening
Make sure you have expert timing

Kung-fu fighting, had to be fast as lightning

Keep on, keep on, keep on
by Death Menace July 12, 2022
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ft; fu

'ft; fu' is the shortcut for saying:
fuck that; fuck you
Mark:Hey, I got a 98 on that test!!!
Karl:ft; fu
by Malus Vis Vires May 5, 2008
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google-fu

A more polite alternative to telling someone to JFGI.

Can be used as noun or verb, since it's not actually a real word.
THEM: Hey, what's the capitol of Iceland?
YOU: Why are you asking me? JFGI!
THEM: What? Whats JFGI?
THEM: . . .
THEM: Fuck you!
YOU: Sorry. Didn't mean to be rude.
THEM: No worries. Just tell me to google-fu it next time d00d.
by crazediam0nds December 7, 2011
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Cumf fu

the skillful art of being extreamly comffy
my friend is a master of cumf fu when he is laying back in his lazy boy
by jay korn January 22, 2007
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Funkin-fu

expertise or mastery of any FNF character's fighting style
I have studied Funkin-fu for months
by Gfshusbandforever January 29, 2022
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Chi Fu

Stands for Chicken Fucker. One who fucks chickens.
Pete: Yo momma is so fat, when she sat down in high school class, she sat beside EVERYBODY!

Spence: Chi Fu
by Splancer April 8, 2006
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Smuma Fu

Word that titles one who is a fool or idiot. It can also be used for labeling weird animals or unidentifiable things.
1. "You are such a Smuma Fu!"
2. "Look at that little Smuma Fu!"
by SSJ4 AKA Rene Santiago November 4, 2007
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