When your penis is being lazy and just flops around whilst you make king fu noises. (Circa 2023, Kaplan, Louisiana)
“Hey! Check out my new dance move the Kung fu flop! My dick just lays there while I make cool kung fu noises! Waaa!” *sound effects optional*
by CatatonicZombie June 11, 2023
Get the Kung Fu Flopmug. Kung Fu Jesus- Christmas from someone that doesn't celebrate. Modern form of xmas which was used by Jewish people that would not verbally proclaim Jesus as the Christ.
by MillionDollarLester December 25, 2018
Get the Kung Fu Jesusmug. by Jlewd August 28, 2019
Get the Crotch Fu Manchumug. It is not a name ... It's a throne created by hardwork , it's also know as the finest thuglife king, who always roasts people asses and get into trouble but he doesn't care about a damn
Ma.... Fu , darwin fu....!
by Robin fu November 21, 2021
Get the Darwin fumug. An Asian with the biggest ASS on planet earth and his own gravitational pull. he loves eating people and threatening to sit on you if you're not a good boy but he never does :(.
by i am Serbian October 29, 2025
Get the Tiger Fumug. The embarrassing thing you've just committed by asking a woman her due date ... and it turns out she's not pregnant, just walking around with a fat upper ... pubic ... area.
"I'm so embarrassed: I just asked that lady with the FUPA when she's expecting ... and, damn, she ain't even pregnant." ... "Dude! Never ask a woman if she's expecting! You committed a fu pas!"
by yo-yo-ma-ma August 27, 2022
Get the Fu pasmug. Kung fu typing are people who do not have the guts to engage in real life conflict . A person will type anything to anyone on the Internet that they don’t know personally. A person who is only hostile on the internet.
by SuperXNovaX February 11, 2019
Get the Kung fu typingmug.