Celery Feltching

The act of sticking a celery stick up your partner's anus after ejaculating in said anus, and collecting the 'poo-naise' on the celery stick to enjoy as a healthy snack.

Jim, you absolute celery feltcher! insult

Morgan, have you tried the latest craze of celery feltching? It's the new healthy way to enjoy 'poo-naise'! question

by TheCeleryFeltcher April 3, 2024

grand fentynale

Fentynale (pronounced like finale) is when someone ODs for their last time

I wish we had narcan instead of fire works at Brits grand fentynale… Fourth of July bbq ruined

by Salvester Darrah April 29, 2024

Urban Feltching

Urban feltching is the act of sucking a fart out of your partners ass with a plastic straw usually in a warehouse or dilapidated dwelling. See crack den for reference

My nans mate Linda, She’s concerned about the urban feltching going on at the local community centre. She gone learn today!

by Breadguy December 12, 2024

Super feltch

Slurping any and all substances stupid-style from any orifice or hole on the body of another, these substances could include the following:

-period blood
-cum
-melted mozzarella

-Feces
-cheese
-lube
-machine coolant
-engine oil
-aphtodisiac

Person 1: I got diarrhea

Person 2: you need a super feltch

Person 1: go on then

by OGfeltcher April 28, 2025

Super feltch

Slurping any and all substances stupid-style from any orifice or hole on the body of another, these substances could include the following:

-period blood
-cum
-melted mozzarella

-Feces
-cheese
-lube
-machine coolant
-engine oil
-aphtodisiac

Person 1: I got diarrhea

Person 2: you need a super feltch

Person 1: go on then

by OGfeltcher April 28, 2025

The Feltmeister

The Feltmeister is just a over all cool dude. He loves Fallout and Elder Scrolls Games. He has a YouTube channel called The Feltmeister where he Posts his challenge runs. He is approximately 6'5 and has blonde hair.

Have you seen The Feltmeister latest video?

by YT History Man May 16, 2025

i felt like a redneck at a dead kennedys concert

A phrase used to describe feeling completely out of place, awkward, or like you don’t belong in a situation. Comes from the mental image of a stereotypical “redneck” showing up at a Dead Kennedys punk concert — a total cultural mismatch.

My friends took me to a vegan café, and I asked if they had bacon. i felt like a redneck at a Dead Kennedys concert

by nirvanaandassortedjellybeans August 29, 2025