Chat Factory

An abundance of something bad, or chat.

Based on Max B. Who is the ultimate chat factory.

also referred to as at-chay actory-fay.

M: "...that's what your mum said last night"

C: "Max, you're such a chat factory"

by chat factory February 25, 2009

The Briggsy Factor

An art talent contest devised by world-famous arty dwarf, Briggsy. Pretentious arty types compete to win the much-coveted prize of a Briggsy Art Apprenticeship. Every week the artist found to be least impressive is eliminated. As the field dwindles down the creations of the wannabes become ever more ludicrous as they battle to outconceptualize each other in their desperate quest to be Briggsy's protege.

Since winning The Briggsy Factor I've lost count of the number of times I've been bummed by the spotty twat.

by Gordy Frigmahole December 17, 2006

pucker factor

A term used to describe the tightness of your sphincter following a close call. Some as yet unidentified factors are high enough to cause discomfort as you must take an appreciable amount of time to remove from your butt that what you were sitting on.

Almost laying down my bike around that corner had a pucker factor of 7.

by tradesman June 9, 2003

Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory

A 1971 movie that stars Gene Wilder who plays the character of Willy Wonka a candy maker who is in search of an heir to his factory and fortune. He hosts a compitition by placing five golden tickets under five wonka bars.This was remade in 2005 staring Johnny Depp as Willy Wonka

I found a golden ticket and I am going to Willy Wonka's factory

by Trevor M??? August 12, 2005

gayness factor

How gay a person is.

Well Charles, the ganess factor sure rates high on that gay guy.

by Benjamino October 7, 2003

Yawn Factory

A situation which is really boring.

That meeting this morning was a real yawn factory.

by Absinth June 22, 2006

Raisin Factory

An old people's home. So named because they go in all healthy and plump, and come out all dried and shrivelled, in a box.

"Mum and Dad sent Nana off to the raisin factory. It's called a Retirement Village. It's where you retire from having a life"

by MagickDio March 14, 2010