eye floss

A mythical substance used for cleaning the eyes after seeing something so horrible that a mechanical device/act is required to remove its presence from the retina.

Despite familiarity with butt secks, felching, horse porn, munging, necrophilia and other douchebaggery, I still needed eye floss after clearing out the former VP of Marketing and Research's computer.

by QuickAg July 1, 2009

eye of the hurricane

It means that a person has become the attention of all the people around him/her .
To be precise, someone has got everyone's attention

You have become the eye of the hurricane in school.

by Mr. handy dictionary July 3, 2014

Eye drop

An eye drop is when your pop out the glass eye of the woman you’re making love with and stick it up her anus. You then put your penis in her eye socket and she whistles “Steam Boat Willie”. Afterwards, she poops her eye into your mouth, you swoosh it around and clean it, then spit it into her eye socket.

Last night I eye dropped with Tammy.

by Enema Itchybutt February 5, 2020

eye fucking

when one inserts an object, most commonly a penis, into another person's eye socket. hopefully the person has a glass so it can be taken out before the eye fucking. if not, oh well, shit happens.

dood number one: dude, i was eye fucking the shit out of your grandma last night and i accidentally lost her glass eye.

dood number two: dude its ok shes got like 20 of those.

by d-rod August 29, 2008

Eye Lid

the cherry of a girls vagina. the eye represents the shape of a vagina and the lid represents the cherry.

Man did you see that chicks

eye lid bust open and bleed everywhere?

by XYour Real FatherX May 6, 2011

eye's wide shut

Getting so drunk or high your not even aware of whats going on but you see it happening you wont rember when you wake up tho
kinda like drinking yourself into a zombie

alex was walking around at the party with his eye's wide shut last night i bet he dont rember anything he did

by Lane-E July 22, 2011

eye fluttering

an adjective meaning so good that your eyes flutter. when smelling the dankest dank shit, when the weed smells so good, you can't help but flutter your eyes as you inhale the aroma of the ganja. also known as orgasm eyes. could also happen when you jizz in your pants.

yo man you have to smell this weed.
*sniffs* holy shit that's good.
yea man it's that haze.
this is like, eye fluttering good.
werd.

by jon "the magic" juan April 29, 2009