December 31

This is the day that a bunch of horny men will get a sore dick from busting 31 big fat fucking nuts.

It’s December 31, gotta speedrun nutting. 24 hours, no sleep, only nut… every 46 minutes.

Whip out that cock at the dinner table! Time to nut till I can’t nut anymore!

by AAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH November 18, 2021

December 1

National End of No Nut November, more commonly known as NENNN. It marks the end of the month where you cannot nut and you can finally ejaculate to your heart’s content.

Guy 1: It’s December 1! No Nut November has finally ended!

Guy 2: I can finally fuck my girlfriend again! Have I introduced you to her yet? Her name’s Righty. Shhhh though, I’m cheating on her with her twin sister Lefty.

Guy 1: Fuck man-

by liamwh November 2, 2019

December 1

It’s the time we’re you lay in bed all’s ya and watch Tik tok because that’s probably what you do anyway

Mum: Lacey please get up for school now

Lacey: step up brat today is December 1st and I can lay in

Mum: ok love you

by Panda9178 November 8, 2019

december 19

tim

i have to put something here so december 19 is the day i die thanks for coming to my pool party:)

by p1sslord420 October 15, 2019

December 1st

National stay home day. Everyone stays home from school to confuse the administrators. When nobody shows up for school it's like a free day off for the teachers. tell everyone so no one goes to school. Act sick, break a bone, do anything to stay home.

Mom, I can't go to school I'm sick. and its December 1st

by hehehehehehehehepp October 21, 2019

December 10

The day the spawn of satan was born. If you were born on this day chances are? You’re crazy.

She was born in December 10.

by oop13 October 18, 2019

6 December

Slap a single person day

Is she single

No

Is she no

Is he

Yeh

Lest slap him

Slaps

Why u slap me

Cus it's the 6 December

by Wannascrapfam December 5, 2019