fuck ducker

A person who says "Not tonight, Honey...I have a headache."

"My boyfriend/husband/pool boy has been such a fuck ducker lately."

by livingdeadgirl August 13, 2006

Mother Ducker

A way to say 'Mother F***er' without really saying it.

Mother Ducker! I left my money at home!

by KarminAard June 2, 2009

Ducker

Someone who commits to hangout with his friends only to duck out on them and ditch them for something way less cool.

Eddie: Hey do you want to hang out Wednesday?

Chris: Sure, I will definitely be there Pri!

(Two Days Later)

Chris: Yo, I need to duck, I have to watch Obama's speech

Eddie: Man, you are such a ducker!

by Primary April 20, 2009

Decked

Past tence of "Deck"

When a person is pulled to the floor by another person in a surprising and explosive manner.

John: "I'm gonna deck you"
Grandmother: "please don't, I'm old"
John: "shutup"
John: *slams his grandmother to the ground*
John: "get decked, bitch"

by Uneducated in general April 25, 2020

docker's omelette

a lump of phlegm.

"What's for dinner today?" asked Saddam.
"Just a docker's omelette until you tell us where you have hidden those WMDs" replied his CIA interrogator malevolently.

by Dunky Oggins December 23, 2003

docker's tea break

docker's tea break (sim). Descriptive
of something very long.

"Oh, what
a tiny little man", laughed Veruca Salt as
she saw the Oompah Lumpah. "He
may be small", cautioned Mr. Wonka as he
turned briskly on his heel, "but
he'll have a cock as long as a docker's
tea break.") From 'Charlie and the
chocolate sandwich', by Roald Dahl.

by C February 24, 2004

dickers

Underwear for people with a penis

(dick + knickers= dickers )

"Matt, stop leaving your dickers everywhere!"

by AnarchistOwl October 11, 2015