The term Donkey dickers is used to describe nutzo white women that enjoy using a strap on penis to have anal sex with fat white men that have thiroid problems in the legs... which causes a funny grey discoloration. Thus resembling a fat donkey when entering from the rear!
Sally finally admitted she had a problem and joined the local "Donkey dickers" anonomus to seek help.
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.