Austin lost in Fantasy Football, so we decided he has to undertake the renowned Oreo Dash punishment.
by Hrisicles October 24, 2023
michael: yo how was yesterday!
me: i met this girl we shagged and then i dashed!
mum: i hope you have never shagged and dashed anyone!!!
me: i met this girl we shagged and then i dashed!
mum: i hope you have never shagged and dashed anyone!!!
by topshagger12345678 April 12, 2022
When you drive to a state where weed's illegal (being high while doing so is an option), bring some whole buds of weed you bought from a dude named Bud Wetter. Then crush said weed buds against the dash of your 96 Ford F150 to smoke as quickly as possible in public for that extra adrenaline laced high.
Hey dude, how'd you get arrested this time?.
I still had bits of weed bud imbedded in my dash from my previous hash n a dash. Problem was the heat in georgias so great that my dash alone got me more baked then the sun did.
I still had bits of weed bud imbedded in my dash from my previous hash n a dash. Problem was the heat in georgias so great that my dash alone got me more baked then the sun did.
by TheMilkMayn January 21, 2020
When a hot guy talks to you and acts friendly, but as soon as you send him a nude he stops messaging you at all.
Person A: "do you still talk to ____?"
Person B: "he used to talk to me and I thought he liked me. But then when I sent him a pic he just stopped messaging me."
Person A: "...the nude n' dash"
Person B: "he used to talk to me and I thought he liked me. But then when I sent him a pic he just stopped messaging me."
Person A: "...the nude n' dash"
by sksksksoofoofoof May 08, 2019
When a person attempts to have sexual intercourse with a jar of Mrs. Dash and ejaculates into it.
Phrase originates from Michael Ian Black's Twitter.
Phrase originates from Michael Ian Black's Twitter.
Yeah, I Salted the Dash. She was begging for it. That bitch wanted salt all over her . Then I licked it off her like a bull mastiff.
by tombot5000 September 22, 2010
by PoopLoop128382 May 13, 2019