Culinary Chameleon

That one person who always insists that "they'll have what you're having" at a restaurant, and will never pick for themselves.

Waiter: "Hello and welcome, what can I get for you guys today?"
Culinary Chameleon: "I'll just get what he's having."

by wolfishmass November 25, 2023

Culinophilia

A sexual fetish specifically for kitchen utensils such as ladles, whisks, and tongs.

"I heard that she dumped him after telling her about his Culinophilia"

Husband: "Hey honey, can we talk about something?"
Wife: "Sure, what is it?"
Husband: "I think... I think I'm a Culinophiliac, the way you were working that ladle for dinner has me feeling every which way"

by jkesle July 12, 2025

Culinic

Gender expression involving cool things, toughness, finances, and strength.

(The gender neutral term for "masculine")

Opposite of mininic
(gender neutral term for "feminine")

He always liked skateboards and rocketships. He had an affinity for those culinic things.

by gendermender248 September 2, 2025

Culinaphobe

(noun) a person with an aversion to cooking or spending time in the kitchen.

"She only cooks under duress - she's a total culinaphobe"

by HollyJollyJoyride October 6, 2025

Visual Culinary Dysplasia (VCD)

The inability to correctly identify food visually

Andrew "hey, that bangers & mash looks delicious!"

Meg "its pasta, dickhead"

Visual Culinary Dysplasia (VCD)

by Manny Kin June 6, 2015

International Culinary Voyeurism

A fetish for watching women (or people) in foreign countries cook food, in the wilderness mostly (but not limited to it), while clothed, half-dressed, or naked. This fetish can be achieved both in person as a foreigner or via mediums like vlogging, live streaming or video chatting.

I love watching Tiffany Silver's videos! I really does it for my international culinary voyeurism!

by John Horsey May 11, 2023

Celincium

An unknown substance that is found in your underwear after being scared

That scared the celincium outta me.

by Vladamere October 3, 2008