Cartel crumbs

Cocaine

I wasted all my money on cartel crumbs again… damn.

by Brop boy January 1, 2022

Drumumpf crumpf

dromaldm brumpy wumpy stumky chumcky phat ASSSSSSSSSSS

omagoh, grumph, ur ass is SO. FATTTTTTTT!!!!! DRUMUMPF CRUMPFFFF!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

by peace_out_man April 12, 2022

Chrissy-crumbled

The process of all your bones being snapped simultaneously-layne

Eddie watched chrissy be chrissy-crumbled by vecna as he sung *chrissy wake up, I don't like this*

by Ayy layne July 20, 2022

Awkward and Crumbly

Phrase used to describe a social situation that is especially uncomfortable and strange. Often used to exasperate the situation for added personal humor, or in casual conversation for acquisition of lolz.

I have to go to the bathroom, I have explosive diarrhea and... Well THIS is awkward and crumbly!"

by Well this is awkward... June 14, 2010

cum and crumb

To eat in bed immediately after fapping or having sex.

Cum sesh so good we both had to cum and crumb

by nicky7282 May 29, 2017

Devil's Crumble

Sprinkling crusted dirt from beneath the foreskin on a vagina while masturbating, and ejaculating before performing cunnilingus.

Jim, did you shower before your date last night?

No way! I jerked off and covered her snatch in dick cheese, coated it with jizz, then ate the ol' Devil's Crumble!

by Lorge Bogey March 18, 2020

thats just how the cookies crumble

A way of saying "that's how it is" and "it is what it is." If someone says this to you, you should just accept it and move on because there is no changing the way the cookies crumble.

Person 1: I wanted pizza for supper D:
Person 2: Well thats just how the cookies crumble
Person 1: Okay, ill just accept it and move on.

by lilcutie23 April 19, 2023