Piece of Cake

An easy task that usually ends up being more fun than difficult.

Mom: Mop the floor, please, son.

Son: Mop the floor, eh? Piece of cake!

Mom: What?

Son: I said that mopping the floor will be a piece of cake.

Mom: Oh, OK. I didn't hear you the first time.

Son: Understood.

by Diggity Monkeez February 21, 2005

Cake Balls

Cake Balls are when a guy cums so much, that it gets all over his balls.

Bro, last night when I was fucking my girlfriend, I came so much that I got cake balls.

by ItsAlexaBitch March 4, 2011

cake eater

In Minnesota this goes as follows:

Usually used as a derogative term for calling a person of wealth a spoiled 'you have it too easy' piece of shit brat!

Usually called to rich kids who drive BMWs and Mercedes-Benz's and get their college and college housing totally paid for and also get a hefty monthly allowance that's so great that they have absolutely no need to work in order to maintain their lavish lifestyle. This is a cake eater.

Synonymous with calling someone: Spoiled rich little fuck!

Cassi: "Did you see Jesse's new BMW? He thinks he's so damn cool driving around in it but we all know his daddy bought it for him - and plus, the kid doesn't know how to drive it anyways!"

Tim: "Yeah, but dont worry about that cocky fucker, he's just another cake eater!"

by Jesse Giswold February 15, 2006

Droppin Cake

act of crapping ones pants.

oh man I droppin cake and found two pounds in my shorts.

by BlaineF December 28, 2005

the cake is a lie

expression used when something great has been promised from a third party but it ultimately is not so.

(six months prior to Vista release) "Vista will be the greatest operating system ever!"

(three months after Vista release) "The cake is a lie."

by Gurban January 4, 2009

urinal cake

The thing in stand-up pissers that stops it from reeking. Poisonous if eaten.

Those Urinal Cakes smell like flowers.

by Rock On April 27, 2003

Rhode Island Clam Cake

After performing a creampie, a female goes into a reverse tea bag (female tea bagging a male), she squeezes the cream out of the pie onto said males face, she then drops smacking HER clam (forcefully) on his face

Last night I surprised my boyfriend with a Rhode Island Clam Cake!!! Chowda on the side!

by RIoysters May 19, 2011