A person being salty as a prezel, while still being sweet about it like the sweet chocolate covering the salty prezel.
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Typically perpetrated by the male human species (however open to both genders): when in bed one farts (silent or audibly), while pulling (or already having pulled) the covers over the others head in order to make a both warm and noxious local atmosphere.
It is the credentialed opinion of this author that this term was proliferated and hereby codified by virtue of a certain sharp witted, critical thinking Navy Health Care Administrator - who's name shall be with held for the sake of professional courtesy.
Typically perpetrated by the male human species (however open to both genders): when in bed one farts (silent or audibly), while pulling (or already having pulled) the covers over the others head in order to make a both warm and noxious local atmosphere.
It is the credentialed opinion of this author that this term was proliferated and hereby codified by virtue of a certain sharp witted, critical thinking Navy Health Care Administrator - who's name shall be with held for the sake of professional courtesy.
Upon returning home from deployment and witnessing the incredible house makeover, Jeff validated his familial happiness with no less than three Amish Covered Wagons that evening.
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