Corporate Tool

One who exists for the benefit of a corporate entity at the expense of society as a whole. A pawn who exists to serve said corporate entity above his fellow man. Loathed by virtually all.

The FCC chair Ajit Pai is the literal definition of a corporate tool.

by humanwoman December 15, 2017

corporate toxicity syndrome

Corporate Toxicity Syndrome (CTS), is a syndrome created by chronic exposure or ingestion of corporate products, including pharmaceuticals, foods with low or no nutritional value (soda, ice cream, pizza and burgers for example), fluoridated water, street drugs and alcoholic beverages, combined with the absence of nutrition via nutritional foods, vitamins & minerals. Presents as one who is obese, high blood pressure, trouble sleeping, musculoskeletal disorders, trouble thinking & various other health issues.

In looking at the consumers that frequent Wal-Mart, especially "The People of Walmart" shown on the entertainment web site, one can plainly see that this group suffers from Corporate Toxicity Syndrome, or CTS. They are fat, sick, and nearly dead.

by Greg M. Houck May 29, 2018

CorporalCurve20

A small theme park based youtuber. He is a theme park enthusiast and loves the Merlin Parks

Have you guys heard of CorporalCurve20 he is well good

by Ya boi 16 October 1, 2018

corpulent

Extremely overweight; obese

look at that corpulent fuck.

by XER0_yt February 1, 2019

Corporate amnesia

When a corporate directive is given, resources allocated and countless hours spent on an initiative, only to be questioned later (by the executive who actually gave the directive) why this directive is being executed and demanding to know who gave the directive.

Executive: I demand to know why we spent $958,000 on studying the t-sprocket usefulness when clearly we’re getting out of the t-sprocket business.

About to be fired employee: you did, sir. The executive was inflicted with corporate amnesia but fired the employee anyway.

by Grant Rampus August 30, 2019

Corporate Cuttlefish

A person, typically lacking principles and/or integrity who demonstrates duplicitous behaviour in order to climb the corporate ladder, contradicting their true thoughts/beliefs in the process.

Similar to the male cuttlefish that has been observed swimming between a female and a rival male displaying different messages to both of them. On his left half, the one the female could see, he flashed zebra-stripe courtship colours to advertise his interest. But on his right half, facing the rival male, he flashed the mottled colours of a female. As far as the competitor was concerned, he was swimming next to two females, oblivious to the act of cross-dressing/seduction going on right next to him. The cheater, meanwhile, prospers.

Look at that group of corporate cuttlefish brown-nosing management's latest harebrained initiative.

by Janonamouse March 8, 2021

Corpes_husband

Corpes_husband is a gamer/music artist. He got most of his followers by playing among us with friends. Most people watch Corpes for his very deep voice and his funny personality. The name "Corpes" can be the his real name but most likely not. Corpes is apart of the "salad gang" and the amigops. He has over 9 million followers/supporters on youtube (I added his music and his main youtube channel) and over 3 million on Instagram and twitter. He makes music like "e-girls ruin my life". e-girls ruin my life has over 200 million plays and you can go stream "daywalker" on spotify.😃

"Have you heard of corpes_husband"

"yeah he did a collab with mgk"
"yeah it's called daywalker"
(🩸go stream daywalker🦇)

by xoxo._.kenny1 March 22, 2021