Comatosi

n. pl.

1. multiple individuals in a state of coma.

2. the en masse group that consume television as God's truth.

1. some comatosi have no knowledge of the world since 9|11.

2. americans consign themselves to the population of the comatosi, preferring to accept without question rather than remembering how to live.

by 8p May 13, 2005

comare

An Italian word weaning godmother. Always makes sure you're eating, or have been fed.

Me: "Comare please I've had enough, I'm so full!!"

Comare : "No, no mangia figlia, mangia!!"

by lamborghinisandpasta May 1, 2015

Comanche

The female equivalent of going Commando.

Suzi had to make a choice between a mean case of swamp ass or going comanche after her drawers got all wet.

by Don't Call Me Tommy April 23, 2008

Comas

A human Dildo. Also, short and ugly. And very proud to be a retarded Cuban. Not to knock the race, but the intelligence level of Comas is lacking somewhat.

Small Child: MOMMY LOOK AT THE COMAS!
Mother: It's not nice to point. He can't help it.

by A concerned citizen January 18, 2003

Comatoast

The state of coma following the mass consumption of delectable bread.

Your mom's banana bread has me in comatoast.

by Makeempray November 11, 2015

comadre

Litteraly is your children's godmother in spanish. But it's a sarcastic way to say buddy to a female when you're making fun of her. (compadre for males).

Im sorry comadre. Im sorry buddy.

by Mend.ozae May 1, 2008

Comas

also : gay. and proud of small muscles.

Wow, what a wimp. Silly Comas, dicks aren't for you.

by A concerned citizen January 18, 2003