Cancer Burrito

A spicy red burrito which contains 700 calories of processed beef and will give anyone who consumes it the major shits. Cancer burritos should be consumed no more than once a week at the very most and should not be consumed at all if possible. Symptoms of the cancer burrito include: massive shits, constipation, stomach pains, sudden weight gain, addiction to the burrito and sudden decrease of the senses.

Josh: Dude why did you just get a cancer burrito!
David: I'm addicted to them now, if I dont have one I start to get withdrawls.
Josh: o0o0o0o0o0o0o DEADLY!
David: You know it!

by FRISKET II July 25, 2008

clanger

When a player in Australian Rules Football makes an unforced error

Kane Cornes had 2 clangers today when he kicked the ball out of bounds and then passed to an opposition player

by 733-539@ May 5, 2006

Cancer

When a female is nothing but bad for you and your soul, your only choice is to cut her out and heal the wound before she consumes you and eats away at your goodness!

Dude Johnny get away from her she is cancer to your soul.

by Johnnyg724 May 13, 2016

Summericular Cancer

The disease contracted the last week of summer where you realize school will begin shortly and your summer life will have no chance for survival.

"Shit, what's a matter with him?"
"Nothing, he just has Summericular Cancer."

by El Zacko August 20, 2007

chancer

to release gas while taking the chance of soiling your pants

After eating taco bell he let out a chancer that stunk up the whole resturant and stayed close to the bathroom just in case.

by Roux, JD, ABF, Ian January 12, 2006

cancer

who the hell looks up cancer in the urban dictionary?

Guy 1: Hey, what are you doing?
Guy 2: Oh, just looking up cancer on Urban Dictionary.
Guy 1: What the hell is wrong with you?

by loweezy December 15, 2014

Clanger

Penis

Mr Holmes when entering the glow of the freshly painted set unzipped his fly for the fluffer and stated triumphantly, "'Ere lass, wrap your laughing gear around my unfurled and twitching clanger if you will.

by Noa Utos June 24, 2011