Chump

A fat dick or synonym for chode.

She unzipped his pants to find a scary ass chump hanging in front of her face.

by Flake The Chump January 16, 2017

Chump-Jump

When you get jumped from behind by a chump who wasn't brave enough (or good) enough to square up to you. So they gotta be a chump and jump you so you have no warning or defense.

CHUMP-JUMP

There's no warning or defense when you get chump-jumped from behind, that's what makes them a chump. Next time square up CHUMP if you want a W.

by SquareUp March 7, 2017

Champs

Champagne

My breakfast drink of choice is champs and oj

by Therealgshady April 21, 2017

chums before bums

The gay version of bros before hoes and sisters before misters. Used regardless of position preference.

Scott: "Yo, poker this evening. Up for it?"
Arnold: "Nah, gonna get me some Derek this evening."
Scott: "Chums before bums, bro."
Arnold: "This great and completely valid argument has fundamentallly changed my world view, so I shall come to this poker game of thine!"

by DarkTemple June 23, 2017

Chump jump

When someone jumps from one fuck boy to another fuck boy

"Is Emily still dating George?"
"No, but she's seeing some other jerk now"
"oh man.... so she's still doing the chump jump then?"

by emmileejoe September 18, 2017

Chump

a fucking loser

you’re such a chump

by Your mommy November 1, 2017

chumpawumpus

It is a term for your fat dog or cat

“Jimmy’s dog is a real chumpawumpus.”

by Sum Danky Boi November 9, 2017