Taste my champagne wench

A saying that means guzzle my cum you cunt. (Predominantly used to insult a person without having them know the true severity of the phrase you said to them.)

Dick from work: " hey (your name here) those pants look a little tight, where did you get them? Queers R us?

You: taste my champagne wench.

The dick from work is left confused and you feel satisfied that you told off the office dick without getting reported to your H.R. Rep

by Artic Starfish October 10, 2017

Sitting on casper

One who is really bugging, no cap like they did sum hella STOOPID then they are therefore “sitting on Casper”.

*someone ask a dumb question everyone else knows the answer to*
“Bruh, you really sitting on Casper, just shut up”😭

by Realballerbracket09 October 28, 2018

the world champ

like all around the world look at you being doubtful or unusual.

1 person "Bro yo sure you can handle everything"
2 person "I can handle it"
3 person "Bro got the world champ going on"

by J.C Micheal September 19, 2023

Champagne Showers

the act of urinanating on somebody on than yourself for enjoyment!

doing an r.kelly "i wanna piss on you", i wanna make Champagne Showers on your face

by gaxven September 11, 2011

CHAMP

the coolest kid on earth. He can beat anyone at beer pong and no one can out drink him or out drunk him. Hes better than Chuck Norris.

He is known to pay for gas in knickels and sometimes dimes.

I would fill up my tank, but im Chris the CHamp martinez..

by pablorojas November 3, 2009

champagne problems

A small problem that is not really much of a problem at all if you were sober except you are too lit to solve it at the moment.

See crunck and first world problems.

I kicked off my shoes when I was dancing and now I can’t find them, champagne problems.

by Ooooma May 9, 2018

casper

A ciggarete particularly an American Spirit.

let me bumb a casper off you

by shlong john December 30, 2005