Another word for a wankstain. Except the sperm is dead. You'll find him on the bad streets of BOD throwing up and drinking pikey cider.
by ForwardGrant March 8, 2010
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For other times: Skype or a gadget to add, subtract or do any maths thing without you having to think.
I prefer the former.
For other times: Skype or a gadget to add, subtract or do any maths thing without you having to think.
I prefer the former.
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Girl 1: Stop Skyping me! I am doing maths!
Girl 2: On your 'calculator' on your iPad, huh?
Girl 1: Yeah. I am. haha ;)
Girl 2: You are skyping your maths
Girl 1: Stop Skyping me! I am doing maths!
Girl 2: On your 'calculator' on your iPad, huh?
Girl 1: Yeah. I am. haha ;)
Girl 2: You are skyping your maths
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1) Brenda was so stressed about her logrythms with cosine that she took repeated shots of gin until she puked on her homework, a job well done.
2) Brenda had a panic attack from the vast amount of integrals she needed to study so she injected a calcushot into her forearm, relieving all pain.
3) Brenda could no longer take calculus class. She took a calcushot the head, RIP Brenda.
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3) Brenda could no longer take calculus class. She took a calcushot the head, RIP Brenda.
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