Calcushot 

1) (Noun- A shot of an alcoholic substance used to treat miserable pain in Advance Placement Calculus
2) (Noun- A shot of an illegal drug into the arm causing loss of memory or overall loss of pain endured in Advance Placement Calculus.
3) (Noun- A bullet shot to anyplace in the body to completely relieve any and all pain in suffering in Advance Placement Calculus, also one's life.

1) Brenda was so stressed about her logrythms with cosine that she took repeated shots of gin until she puked on her homework, a job well done.
2) Brenda had a panic attack from the vast amount of integrals she needed to study so she injected a calcushot into her forearm, relieving all pain.
3) Brenda could no longer take calculus class. She took a calcushot the head, RIP Brenda.

Calcushot by DMillzz February 26, 2010

Calishot 

When you pour a delicious pitcher of miller lite down an ass crack and the beer mixes with booty juices to form a special sauce and you guzzle it down,frequently a Friday night practice in Southern California bars , sometimes getting a snuff crut stuck in your throat .
Rob choked on a snuff crut while doing a Calishot at the barmacy.

Rob choked on a snuff crut while doing a Calishot at the barmacy while on vacation in LA.

Calishot by Dollie Pop January 18, 2012

calchottie 

The absolutely gorgeous brunette in your calculus class. Her body is spectacular. Her intelligence makes her all the more attractive. You desperately want to talk with her and get to know her, but you are somewhat older and fear that the age difference would just be too weird. You wonder if she would be interested in studying together.

In my calculus (M408D) section at the University of Texas Austin, the calchottie sits in the front row on the right hand side.

calchottie by Eric Abell March 6, 2008