crippletext

Describes texting from a standard phone, one without a keypad. Usually painful and time-consuming for the user.

I hate texting with this phone... takes me forever to reply when I have to crippletext everyone!

by greyghost07 January 25, 2009

Crippophobia

Fear of disabled people or disability

He was yet another politician suffering from Crippophobia and refused to speak with me or even shake my hand in case my disability was contagious.

by Scarlett.007 October 4, 2012

Cripps it

When beginner scooter/moped riders, accidentally use the throttle instead of the break and crash into hilarious objects such as gates.

He totally crippsed it into an elephant.
"Did you cripps it?" 'yeah... straight into side of a marshmallow factory'

by Actionlow June 20, 2013

crippled nigger

A black man that thought sleeping with my daughter was a good idea..

Look at that crippled nigger he must of tried banging Johnny's daughter

by Clan anonymous October 7, 2016

Crippling Boner

When you get a boner so hard you are unable to walk.

I can't stand up right now i have a crippling boner!

by Impaler118 February 9, 2017

Cripple Mode

When you are absolutely plastered on xanax and alcohol and cannot even comprehend what reality is. It is seemingly a wormhole of darkness. It's xantastic.

"Man I sure was in cripple mode after taking five xanax and drinking a whole 5th of vodka!"

"Damn dude I don't even remember last night, I must have been in cripple mode."

by YGproductions May 24, 2017

Crippling-Oppression

This is what feminists think they have.

Feminist- I have crippling-oppression.

by "Obama Bin Laden" June 5, 2018