crap croppler

One who likes to take warm shit and squeeze it vigorously between his/her fingers, creating shitworms that spurt out onto the knuckles. "Cropple" is the light popping sound that the feces make upon being forced through the tight spaces.

"I hid in the backyard croppling dogshit all day."
"I'm a crap croppler, and I don't care who knows!!!"
"Why are your hands so dirty? Have you been croppling crap again?"

by disneywhite June 22, 2009

Crap-Gargle

An exclamation made when everything has gone wrong.

The pirates all morph into this tiny diaper and the hippo and ninja morph into a super poop-filled baby that takes the biggest frigg’n dump in the pirate/diaper. The pirates' scream turns into a crap-gargle.

by Zeppo May 25, 2004

Pant Crapping

1. When one flips out to an uncontrollable degree and lets off a dump in their pants.

Napoleon Bonaparte was so excited to have won so many battles that he had a pant crapping.

by Jonathan Merkel March 28, 2005

Crap Tapper

Idiot who can't take a dump without emailing/txting someone from his blackberry.

Hey Crap Tapper, its hard for me to time my own shit off the tapping of your blackberry?

by Steve da G-Man August 11, 2008

Lucky crap

A crap taken before an important event to gain luck.

Scroat made sure to take a lucky crap before every rugby match.

by Le Bogan May 31, 2010

Junk this Crap

A popular Kurtism, used to describe geekish anger in a non-derogatory way. Also see geek anger.

Garr...I am just going to junk this crap computer...blah...I am a geek...blah.

by Slate69 November 9, 2007

crap noodles

The act of putting an object with small holes in front of your ass when you take a shit, resulting in the shit being squeezed into noodle-like strands.

The fags over in apartment 6 are always dropping crap noodles on the lawn.

by Sgt. Baker May 10, 2005