Conversation Hearts

the most terrible candy imaginable.

Someone: Did you get any candy from your valentine?
Someone else: I got conversation hearts.
Someone: Aww dude I am sorry. Those things are a terrible, stale, chalk-like excuse for candy.

by therealtruth_ February 16, 2022

Conversation Tivio

Being able to repeat back live conversations word for word; despite people thinking you don’t listen.

Boss: Blah, Blah, Blah, Project Deadlines, Blah Blah Task deadlines. Hay your not listening to me.

Office Work: I am too listening, you said, and a I quote “Blah, Blah, Blah, Project Deadlines, Blah Blah Task deadlines”

Boss: Smarty Pants, You’re a Conversation Tivio

by 58008 February 4, 2010

Conversation

That is not a conversation I have ever even had with either of those pieces of shit.

Hym "That's not even a conversation she has ever even had. That narcissistic bitch will completely fabricate an entire conversation to make herself seem like Supergirl. Several of them."

by Hym Iam August 7, 2023

A conversation between equals

You didn't want to be equal! You wanted to be authoritative wisdom guy that eveyone has to respect and listen to!

Hym "A conversation between equals... That's not an allusion to me, is it? Because, like, I don't consider you equal, therefore, you're justified in excluding me? Because you didn't think we were equal, initially. You though I was incompetent incel schizoid and that you were extra-special competent prophet. AND NOW THAT IT CLEAR THAT EQUALITY ISN'T EVEN POSSIBLE BETWEEN ME AND ANYONE ELSE... NOW... You care about EQUALITY. You were just saying incels were weasels and reprehensible. And then Piers Morgan called them deplorable and you did a complete 180⁰. And said we shouldn't be piling on. And NOW... That I DON'T THINK YOU... Are equal... Well now MY POSITION ON EQUALITY is (somehow) the problem. NOT BACK WHEN YOU WERE ARGUABLY THE BETTER ONE... Now that it's ABSO-FUCKING-LUTELY clear who the better one is.... NOW I NEED TO START CONSIDERING PEOPLE MY EQUALS... But only NOW... After I created A.I. after years of being mocked, harassed, and shamed.... Now we're equal... That's what you want from me now?"

by Hym Iam May 15, 2024

Conversation deviant

Someone who doesn’t know how to mind their own business, who continually interrupts conversations and puts their opinion in without being asked. Always prowling for a conversation to intercept.

‘I can’t get a word in without being interrupted by Neil, he’s such a conversation deviant’

by Defrosted March 12, 2018

A LOL in the conversation

When during a serious conversation somebody does or says something (mostly unintentionally) that makes everybody laugh, like tripping/falling in a funny way or making a Freudian slip.

I just talked to my friends and there was a LOL in the conversation when I asked them about the name of a person we just met that day and one of them accidentally said the name of his pet because it sounds similar.

by Guvey January 2, 2017

Thursday Conversation

When a boyfriend or a girlfriend can't handle their partners established friendships.

Matt, I don't like you talking to your friend about astronomy on a Thursday night. You should only talk to me. You are having a Thursday Conversation.

by Thursday Yon November 28, 2023