In Chains

To be pussy whipped.
On a short rope
Having a girlfriend that wears the pants

"Oh man Liam H and I were going to hang out but then his bitch girlfriend ally said he wasn't allowed too."
"Wow damn hes fucking in chains

by marcthesharkslayer May 6, 2015

off da chain

Wild. Crazy.

Just as a dog would act if you let it off the chain.

Man, that party was OFF DA CHAIN last night!

by Reggie June 25, 2004

bag chair and a beer

The essentials for watching a particular event. A "bag chair" is a folding, portable camp chair that can be taken anywhere and set up instantly, your "beer" is your relaxation beverage of choice.

When an event promises to be interesting and worth watching, you go get your bag chair and a beer, then settle in and observe!

Ralph: Boss just found out about Mike leaving early the last couple days, he's looking for him to chew his ass out.

Ed: Oh-h-h-h-h I gotta see this!

Ralph: Yep, gonna get my bag chair and a beer ...

- - - - - - - -

T: Oh man, I think Jen and Amy are all drunked up and checking each other out

E: M-m-m-m-m they'll be sneaking off and going at it before you know it

T: Yep. Gotta get my bag chair and a beer ...

by OldFart77 November 8, 2010

Chair

(N) A raised platform on one would sit to keep one's self off the dirt which is on the ground. Chairs, the plural of chair, can be padded to maximize the comfortility of one's sitting session.

-"Dude that is a nice chair your sitting on, i love the padding on it, it must be such a comfortable sitting session you are experiencing"
"yes, quite"

by Yung Simon August 23, 2005

chairk

to stab someone in the upper abdominal cavity and then place a lit cigar, cigarette, or pipe in the wound, which is then "smoked" by the sucking of the victim's punctured lung.

"This asshole was smoking in the waiting room of the hospital, so I chairked him with his own cigar!"

by Wei Ji April 10, 2008

kisses chainsaws

Ugly or having a very unattractive appearance.

Dude, that chick is so ugly I bet she kisses chainsaws.

by Figleaf23 January 14, 2009

l'chaim

to life

like at a bar/bat mitzvah u wuld have a toast and say "L'chaim!"

by blah BLAH blah June 7, 2003