turkish breakfast 

the breakfast typical to modern day turks. usually has tomatoes, olive oil, white cheese zaatar, bread, and black tea.

doesn't contain eggs in assholes.

mom: turk kahvaltisini istiyormusun?
friend: what?
you: turkish breakfast?
friend: yeah, you have any bacon?
you: fuck no.

turkish breakfast by turkincanada May 3, 2009

a dingo's breakfast 

A dingo is an Australian wild dog which is often persecuted, and leads a tough life. For breakfast a dingo might have to settle for " a scratch - a piss - and a look around"

After a hard night a bloke (man) might say " This morning I just got up, had a dingo's breakfast, and came to work."

a dingo's breakfast by Mikros August 23, 2006

senior breakfast video 

On the last day of school in 2006 at Johnson Central High School in Paintsville, KY, an awesome Senior prankster disguised a pornographic DVD for the memory DVD that was supposed to be played. Now, senior breakfast video is used to describe porn.

"You're hot enough to be in a Senior breakfast video."

senior breakfast video by slymat August 3, 2006

from hell to breakfast 

1. Thouroughly, vigorously, and violently.

2. From one end of the earth to the other.

Forest Gump ran from hell to breakfast.

from hell to breakfast by Light Joker June 17, 2004

A breakfast burrito 

When a person defecates on a person who is passed out, then wrapped up in the bed sheets

A few of Tony's fraternity brothers thought it would be funny to give him a breakfast burrito after he passed out from a night of heavy drinking.

A breakfast burrito by Phillip R. November 15, 2005

English Breakfast

During morning sex, John Stewart stands over a woman and 1) pinches off two hot crumpets on her chest and then 2) gives her a cup of tea by pissing on her while whistling "God Bless America".

"Now hold still, Ann Coulter, because I, John Stewart, am about to drop a loaf on your shriveled up skankboobs for a lovely English Breakfast. Gooood Bless Americaaaaaa!!!"

English Breakfast by NotJohnStewart December 3, 2013

Gazebo Breakfast 

A sexual act involving three parties. One party arches their body over the other two, who are engaging in a 69. Instead of feasting upon genitals, however, the "9" in that equation is fed strawberries and whipped cream by the arched person. The "6" delivers oral sex as usual.

"The threesome I had with those two rand-os from Craigslist totally ended with a Gazebo Breakfast. I spent the next two hours cleaning whipped cream and love fluids out of my sheets."

Gazebo Breakfast by Ice Represent September 8, 2009