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british cunt

an extremely over weight lesbian. most British cunts live in Illinois, and are mexican. they tend to date thirteen year old girls that llive in other states. they cheat and will eat you're food when you are not looking.
that british cunt paris ate all my food.
by myasshole April 25, 2009
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british knights

Cheap $15 shoes that are sold at K mart
Poor Kid: Look at my new shoes
Me: Those are cheap. When I was buying my PSP I saw those for $15
by J2the J June 2, 2005
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British Pound

Before 15 February 1971, the British pound was divided this way:

12d (pence) = 1s (shilling)
20s = one pound.

"penny" is the singular of "pence", as today. There were 240 pennies in a pound.

Why 'd'? One penny (1d) was formally called a 'denarius' after the Roman coin. This term was never used in popular language.

Sums below one pound (and sometimes over) were written s/d, such as 12/6 (said: twelve and six) or 5/- (said: five shillings).

There were a whole slew of interesting coins, including:

1/4d = farthing (from Anglo-Saxon, 'a fourth')
1/2d = ha'penny (half a penny)
3d = thruppence (a fourth of a shilling)
6d = sixpence (half a shilling)
2s = florin ("two bob bit"). A tenth of a pound.
2/6 = half crown ("two and six"). An eighth of a pound.

At the time of conversion, one shilling equaled 5p and one florin (two shillings) equaled 10p. A shilling in 1970 had approximately the value of 84p or $1.25 today.

The old pounds, shillings, pence system was a remnant of the early Middle Ages and Charlemagne! Continental Europe was all decimal coinage by the end of the 19th century. Tradition-bound Britain soldiered on until the beginning of the 70s.
Shopkeeper, 1965: The Help! album costs thirty-two and six.

American in London, 1955: the British pound is so confusing! Better just put the coins on my palm and have the shopkeeper take the right amount. Hope I don't get swindled.
by poorbrokegradstudent August 21, 2010
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British "people"

Someone who is a loser, hates americans (for a reason) and doesn't have lips
Robin: dood, jack was really acting like British "people" last night, idk if he summoned a demon or what, he lost his lips and started talking about brexit a lot, the worst part about it is he's lived in Mexico his whole life!
generic "people" name: dood r u high-
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by shitdiapier_69 April 5, 2021
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British People

People who can't even speak their own language correctly nor can they learn how to take care of their teeth.
Person A:"God I hate British people."
Person B:"Same. They can't even pronounces Tuesday correctly they say chewsday instead."
by James "Papa" Hetfield April 24, 2021
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british

A person from England. Nice enough people, very good beer, similar culture and sense of humor to that of the US. Except for the ones who need to constantly slag off/rag on the US, refering to it as "a colony" and insisting that Americans pronounce and spell words incorrectly because Americans have different customs etc...Basically Americans wish that the ex-pat Brits who act as if as if they ran the world would kindly leave. Not all brits are whinging poms, both Eric Idle and John Cleese have settled in the US and they seem to get along just fine. It's the British that seem to despise anything slightly different from home that we are sick of. The rest of you are welcome to come on over!

Just as there is the "ugly American" tourist stereotype, there are "Awful Brits" that travel around and give the English people in general a bad name. The British often "win" world's worst tourist titles because of this.
The british lout became upset that the word "color" was spelt without a "u" in the US and decided to pontificate about the superiority of the English. The nerve of another country - having different ways of doing things!

When the waiter mistakenly asked if he was Australian due to his accent, the British tourist loudly berated the man for being a "typically stupid American", not realising that the waiter was actually Canadian.
by gingernyc September 13, 2007
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British Arsehole

A person (usually white) of British origin, who has the potential of acting like a complete and utter arsehole
My boyfreiend is a typical "British arsehole"
by Sanisah Foreginer August 28, 2006
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