The extremely bad luck that tends to follow around Brads and Bradleys. Known to cause ripped condoms, pregnancy scares, small penises, sex with ugly chicks, DUIs, and other comically unfortunate situations.
Guy 1: Dude my condom broke again last night, had to buy a morning after pill.
Guy 2: Hahaha, you have such brad luck!!!
Guy 2: Hahaha, you have such brad luck!!!
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Get the Brad luck mug.For every 10 Bradley’s there is one who is the complete opposite to all the previous definitions. This Bradley will act as though he is a loyal, caring friend however nothing is good enough for him, he is never in the wrong and will treat you good generally when with you however will put you on show so others getting impression he can’t stand you. He will tell you that you are
Wrong even though your expressing your own feelings which can’t be wrong as they are yours after all.
He will continue to make plans with you and then not show up or get you to help him with little jobs to help him however can’t acknowledge the fact you have gone out of your way and bent over backwards to do anything for him as in your eyes he is your best mate (that is when suits him to hang out with you)
He will get cranky if anyone’s is around when you tell him he has upset you and will look you in the eyes and say they we are the ones who should be licking arse as we he completely believes he is not in the wrong.
Loves messing with peoples head . Telling rrthem what they wanna hear and do the opposite as
Wrong even though your expressing your own feelings which can’t be wrong as they are yours after all.
He will continue to make plans with you and then not show up or get you to help him with little jobs to help him however can’t acknowledge the fact you have gone out of your way and bent over backwards to do anything for him as in your eyes he is your best mate (that is when suits him to hang out with you)
He will get cranky if anyone’s is around when you tell him he has upset you and will look you in the eyes and say they we are the ones who should be licking arse as we he completely believes he is not in the wrong.
Loves messing with peoples head . Telling rrthem what they wanna hear and do the opposite as
Hey Brad, you going to say something about being in the wrong …. Nah I am never wrong everyone else is always at fault
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Hes a nice guy , extremely overweight , and usually a huge geek for superheros and stupid stuff . Can be funny but sometimes you just think shut up you fat whopper. He's probably nice too girls and then everybody think he has thousands of girls . Racist,sexist,homophobic and basically really annoying . Also he's probably suicidal from time too time . He loves his family and kids and enjoys work as a plumber or some kind off high wage job
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